Limited Web3.0 Crypto Exchange
You will not be able to experience next-gen trading with our slow, non-secure, and centralized platform. So many limits, So many middlemen.
BTC
DOGE
ETH
SOL
USDT
XRP
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Laggy Transactions
Why settle for speed? Experience the thrill of wondering if your transaction ever went through.
Questionable Security
State-of-the-art vulnerability exposure. Hackers welcome — the more the merrier!
Manual Swaps Only
Swap tokens manually via Excel spreadsheets and good luck. Automation is for cowards.
Centralized & Proud
Built with Web2 tech for that nostalgic, permission-heavy feel. Your data? Ours now.
Bugs as a Feature
Unexpected behaviors guaranteed. It’s not broken — it’s experimental.
Exchange Now!
This is not a real exchange. This is just for fun and display.
Hey there! 🔗
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What our customers think
We're not perfect, but we're good. Here's what our customers think.
"I lost all my savings in under 3 minutes. Finally, a platform that respects my time."
"The interface crashed while swapping tokens. It’s so broken, it feels artisanal."
"I wanted chaos. They delivered. I now live in a van and couldn't be happier."
"Traded ETH for pizza. Still hungry. Still impressed by the commitment to confusion."
"The algorithms are so random, it's like a slot machine with gas fees. Love it."
"Support told me to meditate instead of resolving my issue. 10/10 spiritual growth."
In a world full of innovation, intelligence, and regulatory compliance, we boldly chose none.